What do you do when solicitors visit your house?

[Babs]

I live in a subdivision with a Mormon church right in the middle of it. It's the most random thing I have ever seen in my existence. They just love going door to door talking about Joseph Smith and it's almost impossible to make them leave. All I have to do is being really persistent about one topic. Example, I won't stop talking about Huey Lewis and the News with them some days and the next talking to them about my "sores" on my asshole.