What do you do when solicitors visit your house?

[Colonel Flagg]

When I was in Grad School, I must have been walking around with a tattoo on my forehead saying "Religious nuts! Here's a live one!". I was accosted by no less than 6 groups of various religions during my first year while I was just hanging around the campus. These yahoos would just walk up to me, saying shit like "Jesus inspired me to come to you today" and "Chant with me - NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO". This in addition to the Jehovahs' Witnesses with their GOD DAMNED WATCHTOWER and the born-again Christians (didn't their moms do a good-enough job the first time?) - I felt like doing a Robert Stack impersonation from Airplane.

I hate proselytization.