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Tadao · #1

What is your favorite technique?

I'll count backwards from a random high number. That way I'm concentrating on numbers, but it's easy so I still have my mind on my lady. It would help if you bitches threw out random numbers when I get that look in my eye.

Pentegarn · #2

Baseball stats: the traditional method

executioneer · #3

nothing is more distracting than a smoke alarm going off, i say

10,000 Volt Ghost · #4

changing positions or the angle.

Tadao · #5

I usually get the urge to blow my load when she is really getting into it, so changing positions or the angle would be a bastard move.

Chojin · #6

depends on the urgency, i can instantly bring to mind pretty much anything from rotten.com when the situation calls for it

for some reason that necrophiliac grandmother sex doll is a favorite of my mind's eye

then i run the risk of going limp :<

* oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.

Kitsa · #7

you're a class act, Tadao.

Dimnos · #8

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Originally Posted by Chojin

oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.

True.

Tadao · #9

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

you're a class act, Tadao.

I do it for the ladies.

DougClayton4231 · #10

I play 80's hair metal in my head. It makes for interesting air guitar solo's during sex.

stevetothepast · #11

I think about Tadoa taking a huge dump.

Dimnos · #12

In that dress when he was little? Thats to hot for me.

MattJack · #13

Bourbon always seems to turn me into Super Man. So much so that sometimes I can't get off at all.

Back before I started drinking party liquor I'd think of members of bands and when their hit songs came out. Kind of weird I guess, but it worked. I specifically remember thinking about who all was in GnR during 1995 one time. Good thing that I got stumped on Matt Sorum.

Tadao · #14

I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.

MattJack · #15

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Originally Posted by Tadao

I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.

Then that makes you a fgt cause it makes my penis soft

Hangie · #16

How does it make him a sergeant?

The Leader · #17

Hangie, you're too nervous around girls to post in this thread.

elx · #18

Terra · #19

Girls if your guy is getting *that* look in his eyes and you're not ready yet tap him in the sack until his eyes roll back in his head.

Tadao · #20

But I like that.

Terra · #21

Me too. Probably why I'm divorced.

Men. A little love tap on the nuts and when they become consciousness it's divorce court.

Chojin · #22

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when they become consciousness

that's some zen shit, man

Terra · #23

Yeah I would correct it but I'm lazy and it's out there now.

Since my daughter is part Asian and will probably talk like that the sooner I embrace the horror the better.