FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S 2009 SECRET SANTA EVENT!"

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Microshock

I know you all want to suck my dicks, just make a line and i'll address you appropriately, no skipping.

You have more then one?


On a related note, my box came yesterday, but my GF has the camera so I will be waiting till Thursday evening or Friday to post pics because that's the next time I will see her. I refuse to even open said box until the pictures are being taken because I would like to get more real reactions. Also I wanted to do it in story form and I will need her help on that too as she is admittedly better than me at picture taking

Also Batman, I was going to do a "need a festive shirt" costume change gag and you beat me to it damn you I probably still will, but now I need to give you credit lest I look like a ripoff artist :P

[MarioRPG]

Dextire, I'm sure you will have no problems fitting in here at I-Mockery. That picture of you as Cobra is amazing Glad you enjoyed the swag, and bubble wrap is a legitimate gift.

But wait, this just in:

We LOVE The Leader!
(in a spoiler because my pictures didn't get shrunk as much as they normally do)

Spoilers!

[IMG][/IMG] He sent me a big box of Christmas fun and excitement! (And it was also a lot to ship ) But it has cute drawings on it which make it all worth while. He even took things a step further and had things inside wrapped! It was sort of like gifts within gifts! First up, a mug! It's actually pretty big, so it's not just a mug. What could be within? Three types of tea! Assuming for my mug. And in an assortment of fine Christmas flavours. (I've since tried them, they are great and I don't regularly drink tea) Card! Back of card with text. This fine message definitely warmed my heart. Next up: The Simpsons movie DVD set thing! With a complimentary T-Shirt - as well as written instructions from The Leader telling me his humorous anecdotes. Also received two monsters to build. I've only built the mummy so far, but I plan to play god and make an abomination of the two if I can. The Mummy shows off Maple Sugar Spoons - which according to folklore is a well-known favourite of theirs. The Mummy shows off its drunken style fighting - which according to folklore is a well-known Egyptian method. PS I was so pumped when I saw this. I haven't seen it in years and love the movie This would have been plenty of gifts but there were still more! A Twilight Zone comic from the late 70's. It's easy to read and suspenseful! An awesome array of graphic novels. Allow me to point out that it does have some sort of Batman Vs Alien series in its entirety. Which will be the first to be read, then treasured, and possibly framed. Also, I'm a Batman fan when it comes to heroes, so great job Leader! You rock Also, in the future: T-Shirts will come in donuts. Yes, the shirt is huge on me - the way it's printed leads me to believe it requires a Homer Simpson belly, there's nothing from the neck to about halfway down. So that brings it to a close. The whole bundle. Merry Christmas and Happy Secret Santa event I-Mockery, from MarioRPG and the head of David!

Bonus: Pictures I didn't use.

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Silliness!

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Can YOU use ham-radio in a sentence?