Sadly, no. He's something like fifteen and his parents don't care enough about him or his considerable body mass to make him go outside and develop social skills.
*SOUNDTEST, I DO NOT CARE, PEOPLE WHO MAKE 'STATE OF THE MESSAGE FORUM' ADDRESSES, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY POST ONCE A YEAR AND HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN AROUND THAT LONG TO BEGIN WITH, DESERVE TO SIT ON SHARP POLES AND ROTATE UNTIL THEY SLIDE DOWN LIKE AN EXPENSIVE OFFICE CHAIR
