Why is the penis so ugly?

[FS]

Silence! Women are trying to convince us that the vagina is the epitome of beauty, while the penis is ugly and useful only because they allow it to be. Have you ever, truly looked into a vagina? It's like a little paperback full of differently colored wrinkly flesh pages. Not a friggin magical forest of rainbow delights. Now, take the penis. Kind, gentle, benevolent even in its dormant state. But once it breaches, rising high above the waves like a majestic sperm whale (how ironic), its rigid form the embodiment of all the raw power of the man, whether cowled or cold, with one eye in the center of its stark purple face daring all the world to defy it - my friend, THAT is what God must feel like when he's got an erection.

...of course, don't get me wrong, I love the vagina. :royaltenenbaum