"I'd...uh...like to thank...muh mom (munch)...an' muh dad...(chew chew)...even though he ain't muh real dad, but...uh...(burp)...mom said uh had to thank him or she'd lock muh in the too'shed again...so...uh...CHEESE! MONKEYS! LOL! GOOD NIGHT, STAY COOL, PEOPLE! (discards HoHos)"