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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:08 AM        True Butthole stories (Vaginas come take notes)
vaginas and buttholes only.

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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 08:33 AM       
dicks can have stories about buttholes too ;/
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 11:35 AM       
Why hasn't Sherlock Homeless been banned yet?
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:25 PM       
what's so bannable about this thread exactly
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:39 PM       
It is just one of many examples of his foolishness and shenaniganery.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:53 PM       
Get's under your skin huh? He's a pro.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 12:54 PM       
He's a retard with football skin, the best you can do is ignore him.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 01:19 PM       
He's like a high school kid who thinks that he's so hilarious and random.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 01:34 PM       
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:08 PM       
Meh, if you think it is dumb, move along and look at things that you like, sez I

Personally I am not one way or the other about him
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:12 PM       
I feel obligated to post in this thread.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
you ever give a2m?
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:20 PM       
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I feel obligated to post in this thread.
I too feel 10K is obligated to post here. Three more times actually.

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Once, and I felt bad about it.
Why? Its her butt.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:26 PM       
did you kiss her on the mouth to show you still care
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 02:55 PM       


Problem solved.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 03:23 PM       
Seems like it would get kind of crusty.
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 03:43 PM       
My unicorn ex got hooked on anal after a while. The first time I busted a nut in her butt I asked her what it felt like. She was like "it felt like a volcano went off inside me."

I've also given her a2m.

I think I already told the story about how I accidently plowed her ass in the shower. She was mad more at the fact that I didn't notice the difference....so I felt bad and took her to Dennys for breakfast.

She got some mud on the interior of my car and I kind of got mad at her. Then she yelled at me and was like "you made my asshole bleed for a week." I retorted with "yeah, but I got you moons over my hammy baby"
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
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"yeah, but I got you moons over my hammy baby"
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 06:35 PM       
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I think I already told the story about how I accidently plowed her ass in the shower. She was mad more at the fact that I didn't notice the difference....so I felt bad and took her to Dennys for breakfast.
lol she should be mad that SHE didn't notice the difference...at first

and what like she couldn't stop you?
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 06:41 PM       
"it's just that your pussy is still so tight, like a butthole baby"
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Old Jan 26th, 2010, 06:52 PM       
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lol she should be mad that SHE didn't notice the difference...at first

and what like she couldn't stop you?
She definitely noticed the difference right away. It was her first time with it and had wanted to try it out for a while. She just assumed I had did it on purpose.
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Old Jan 27th, 2010, 04:48 AM       
I really hated reading this sequence of posts. So I thought I'd make it worse.
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