Congrats Kitsa

[Zhukov]

I was actually asking for the mass of the baby, Daryl.

Also, Gabbers is an awesome shortening.

[Tadao]

You do know babies poo, right? It's gonna be sooooo nasty.

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I'll see if I can find any pics that are pedo-proof.

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

That sheds a horrible new light on this song

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

So you got to play with the black tar already.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

She already said no pics when I said make sure to post pics.

On this board, you had to ask? I could'v predicted that answer a mile away.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Thanks. I'll see if I can find any pics that are pedo-proof.

Good luck with that - remember we have some creative types.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

Tootsie rolls? She's out of bilirubin already? My first pooped black/blue/green slime for the first 4 days or so. At least that's what I remember. After that, it resembled old Wispride. We didn't get our first bran muffin until after he began eating solid food. Tootsie Rolls didn't come until age 12-15 months or so.

Ah the food metaphors.

[Fathom Zero]

Makes you hungry.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Thanks. I'll see if I can find any pics that are pedo-proof.

Edit: also, she poos but not a lot yet. The jury's still out on whether or not this is a problem. The one time it did happen big, I got nailed with it...she was loaded for bear and decided to deliver round two while I was still cleaning up the first mess. Lots of fun. The sig other says he never wants tootsie rolls again.

ohsnap...I had round two while I was clearing up round one and Mia decided she didn't like what I had for dinner so it was some catholic cleansing shit with incense. Shit. I swear her head spun around on her shoulders...I was all WTF???

And whatever you do...don't do tequilla shots before you breastfeed. You'll regret that for DAYS.

[Fathom Zero]

[Tadao]

Kahlua goes better with milk anyways.

[Babs]

You would say that you slit eye gook.

[Kitsa]

She had elevated bilirubin and low blood sugar when she was born, so matters were kind of taken out of my hands and she got a lot of formula right from the first 15 minutes of life. They needed to ship the excess bilirubin on out of her, so they wanted to create as much shit as possible. That's probably why she pooped a big tarry glob at first and very little since.

[Babs]

I see this a lot when I do blood tests on infants. Usually 7 out of 10.

[Kitsa]

yep, pretty common.

[Dimnos]

No pics.

[The Leader]

It's a baby. It looks like a baby.

[Babs]

YOU'RE A FUCKING BABY

[The Leader]

And you're a bitch, what's your point?

[Babs]

thats right imma bitch now whats ur point

[Dixie]

congrats kitsa!!!

[Kitsa]

thanks dixie, sorry about your spider bite

[Zhukov]

Kitsa is probably over the whole baby thing by now, I guess that's why we're not seeing any pictures.

[Kitsa]

on the contrary, I just don't need anyone photoshopping a dick into the photo or anything like that. No end of people out to prove how extreme they are, even if they're not pedos.

[Zhukov]

Nah, I'll stick with jaded.

[Fathom Zero]

How about just a picture of you? :3