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Old Feb 19th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
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“When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.
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Old Feb 19th, 2010, 09:49 PM       
NNNNNRGGH STUPAD PEOPLES HE DIDN'T DISS TWILIGHT AT ALL HE JUST SAID THAT HE HATED HIS PATHETIC CHARACTER AND HE HATED THE BOOKS AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD SEXUAL FANTASY WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND AND YOU'RE NOT SPOSED TO LIKE IT ANYWAY AND IT WAS A WEIRD SEXUAL FANTASY SO IT'S OKAY STOP TALKING BRAIN HURT

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Old Feb 19th, 2010, 11:35 PM       
YOU THOUGHT HE WAS DISSING IT?

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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 10:16 AM       
I thought the movie was bad, but certainly not god awful. I've seen far worse from the Wayans brothers.

The whole thing was a pretty good idea; but I think it was poorly executed, and there was basically no story to it other than this one good idea that goes nowhere and does nothing.

I hate that guy's stupid face and hair, and he has his own action figure. I don't like him.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 07:38 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 08:00 PM       
Fuck, Ant, it'd be great if you could stop being such a fucking pain in the ass.
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 08:57 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 01:31 AM       
i don't really understand what that's supposed to mean but i hate twilight and what it is doing to vampires in the entertainment industrie we need a new blade movie direct by guillermo del toro

as a small sidenote hideo kojima is a huge twilight fan
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 02:38 PM       
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I've seen far worse from the Wayans brothers.
I'm guessing you saw White Chicks lol
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 02:40 PM       
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Honestly, you're like one of the fucking Gumbys from Monty Python
I repeat: ROBERT PATTERSON EVISCERATES TWILIGHT AUTHOR

OMG HES SO BADASS RIGTH GUYS! DISSING TWILIGHT WHILE HIS CAREER DEPENDS ON IT! BADASS!

whats really sad is some of you guys apparently keep up on his quotes and magazine interviews. I never even read any quotes or interviews involving him until this thread. You guys know you secretly love twilight and are members of team edward.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 03:01 PM       
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i hate twilight and what it is doing to vampires in the entertainment industrie
and werewolves. saw this on ccn's tech section

"In a typo-ridden fit of rage, the note's author lets loose on the werewolf lore presented in The Wolfman, damning their accusations that any werewolf would ever transform into "some deformed mutation of a rapid dog" or be killed by a silver bullet."


the crazy twlight fans full letter is in the link
http://techland.com/2010/02/19/twili...es-a-bad-name/

kind of insane to think that some people's only real exposure to vampires and werewolves in entertainment is thru this new teenager girls book/movie.
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 03:05 PM       
STUPID PEOPAL USING GOOGLE I BET YOU'RE TWILIGHT FANS WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S A BADASS HE'S NOT YOU MUST NOT PROPERLY UNDERSTAND MY BITCHING :RAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 03:09 PM       
I'm sorry, buddy, I understand that a reference to both Scrooge McDuck and achieving orgasm while riding the ancient Hindu Juggernaut could be easily misconstrued as a serious statement. It's my bad, I know I'll be sure to be less subtle next time
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 03:13 PM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 03:26 PM       
how can you be so ignorant as to not know the whole mythology of the great and incredibly more awesome than vampires werewolfs
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I say we put it to a vote. Silver bullets vs. shape shifters. Would we win? As Twilight's devastating cloud of monster-fluff reaches further over sci-fi audiences, perhaps not.

There's something to that, sadly. The lore we 30+ peeps grew up knowing is likely going to all but be forgotten because of Twilight.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 10:55 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 03:38 PM       
who gives a fuck, werewolves aren't real
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