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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 09:57 AM        PASSED MY DRUG TEST
Had to do the ol' "piss in a cup" drug test this morning for my new employer and the results came back negative for drugs. Boy I sure fooled them... I take Centrum pills every day!

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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
Rog failed to mention he passed with a 65. ;(

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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:02 AM       
Always feel better when you cheat! I take advair, allegra, and singulair every day. How's that for drugged up?
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:06 AM       
For next time ... and there WILL BE a next time.

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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:37 AM       
What's funny is, while I was waiting for the results of the exam, the doctor/nurse/whatever lady was looking over my file and says, "Hey! You're one of those IT guys!" and I go, "I'm more of a web designer than an IT specialist" and she goes "Oh, because I need to send a file to people with my email" and I go "Uh ok, what are you using, Microsoft Outlook?" and she goes "YEAH!!!!" (as if she was completely shocked that I knew about the existence of the program).

So I show her how to attach a file to her email message and she's like astounded with my computer "knowledge". Then she turns to her assistant and goes, "Since he helped with our email problem, we'll pass him either way." :P
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
They should have mandatory IQ tests before someone is allowed to use a computer.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 11:17 AM       
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They should have mandatory IQ tests before someone is allowed to use a computer.
Forsooth! Who knows what could happen when that kind of power gets in the wrong hands?! :Vinth
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
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So I show her how to attach a file to her email message and she's like astounded with my computer "knowledge".
Heh that happens to me at work all the time. Tell somebody how to change their homepage back to Yahoo! and they think you're a god. If I get people that are pissy I tell them to open a DOS window and type in commands... puts the fear of the lord in 'em.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
that MTV show with urban myths proved that if you ate a seedy bun before you take the test it shows positive for heroin
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
nvm just saw your other post
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
I deltreed the drive in one of my Tech Ed class's computers, hoping i could get it free when they went to toss it. They just sent it back to the company.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
I didn't pass my drug test for my new employer

I tested positive for amphetamines and played dumb. "Who what huh? Must have been the ephedrine I'm taking!"

That didn't work.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
Bullshit, piggy, you don't use meth and shit. Oh the lies that can be done on the internet, I see right through them.

Im beyond the point of passing drug tests nowadays. Good ol vitamin M.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
Piggy? Do you here me oinking? Anyways...

No, I don't use meth. I snorted a line of dexedrine. But that could be an internet lie!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 04:12 AM       
What the... Is drug testing at work usual in the US?
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 05:45 AM       
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, CROCODILE DUNDEE??

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 01:30 PM       
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What the... Is drug testing at work usual in the US?
At a lot of places, yeah it's fairly normal. If you're working in a big corporate building of any kind, there's a 50/50 chance you'll have to take a drug test.

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 02:24 PM       
Yeah, my mom keeps pushing my older brother to work at best buy, but he refuses too. He has to make up excuses about why when he's really going because he'll fail the "test".

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
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Piggy? Do you here me oinking? Anyways...

No, I don't use meth. I snorted a line of dexedrine. But that could be an internet lie!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!

Piggy, I know you haven't ever done any anphetamines whatsoever. I can tell because of your post. You are simply just a retard. pussy.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 04:27 PM       
Oh no!!! Someone from a message board doesn't believe me!!! Should I fight to the bitter end to prove to someone that has no signifigance in my life whatsoever that I'm truthful? Or should I just slit my wrists now because I'm so depressed?

P.S. Shut the fuck up.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:30 PM       
You snorted a line of dexedrine? You mean that LEGAL prescription that they give to people whom aren't trusted with rytalin?
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:58 PM       
Anphetamines? Rytalin? Is this the message board for spelling bee dropouts?

FYI, Ritalin (methylphenidate) is not even an amphetamine. Dexedrine (dextroamphetamine) is a pure amphetamine and the strongest you can get by prescription. They don't give dexedrine to little kids, that's just asking for trouble. Sorry if I'm talking to the sXers here. I should probably stop right now.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
sorry DOCTOR. Go fuck yourself and or resort to correcting poeples spelling cause that makes you so damn intimidating. In fact, I am so scared of you that when you respond to this with some amazing attempt at defending your online honor, I wont even reply.
BTW: dexadrine is prescribed to little kids all the time, its not dangerous and it is not "pure amphetamine". No prescription drug is pure amphetamine thats just fucking crazy.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
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No prescription drug is pure amphetamine thats just fucking crazy.
Don't you think you should know what you are talking about before you start spouting shit out of your ass? No, I shouldn't expect that much from you.
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