Your weirdest dreams?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was half asleep this morning when a nordic track'ish infomercial was on and this guy said "Well Bob, I'm in my fifties but since I've been using this running machine I feel like I'm in my thirties!"
I also happened to look at my clock and it was half an hour before I normally get up so I was thinking "Wow, the commercial alone made me 30 mins younger by watching it. I need to get me one of these." I woke up again and it was for a hair straightener commercial....which I don't need.