Global Warming

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Guys, I have to come clean. I cannot lie to you any longer. I am an operative from the Freemasons, sent here to mislead any Harry Callahans from the truth, and convince all you sheeple into believing the obviously fraudulent research we had our researchers come up with. We own science you see. We also orchestrated 9/11, staged the holocaust, shot Kennedy, own the rights to the infinitely renewable resource unobtanium, and Elvis is our president. You could have walked away, but you just had to keep digging didn't you? But now that you know the truth I can't let any of you leave here alive.