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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 02:52 PM       
Why is it only the fat chicks that like Twilight? I had to work on the New Moon release night (my only regret of requesting an earlier weekend), and when midnight rolled around, it was an ocean, complete with whales and manatees of all varieties. Not a mermaid in sight, however.

And they THINK they'll get someone who looks like the main Twilight guy? For chrissakes. Forget getting their own Edward, it boggles the mind to wonder how these ogres get out of the car!

It's not like the BMI of the target audience is any big secret either, there were stacks of Doritos and Pepsi next to the DVD rack, and after 15 minutes, it was all gone. Not a bag or bottle in sight. God needs to get an army of fat women for his next biblical plague, seriously. Pound for pound they're far more effective than locusts.

Has anyone else noticed this?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 03:42 PM       
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Why is it only the fat chicks that like Twilight? I had to work on the New Moon release night (my only regret of requesting an earlier weekend), and when midnight rolled around, it was an ocean, complete with whales and manatees of all varieties. Not a mermaid in sight, however.

And they THINK they'll get someone who looks like the main Twilight guy? For chrissakes. Forget getting their own Edward, it boggles the mind to wonder how these ogres get out of the car!

It's not like the BMI of the target audience is any big secret either, there were stacks of Doritos and Pepsi next to the DVD rack, and after 15 minutes, it was all gone. Not a bag or bottle in sight. God needs to get an army of fat women for his next biblical plague, seriously. Pound for pound they're far more effective than locusts.

Has anyone else noticed this?
This reads as "I HATE FAT GIRLS. WHY SHOULD THEY FEEL SECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES WHEN I DON'T!"

You like to talk shit about people, but when someone does the same to you, YOU ALWAYS FUCKING CRY ABOUT IT. What the fuck is your problem kid? You spend way too much time watching anime and playing games. Stop being such a whinny little faggot.
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