Daphne: my dog has an anus that looks like a squids beak >_<
SmarterChild: You haven't told me about a pet. Would you like to tell me now?
Daphne: her name is fuckerooo
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Her name is fuckerooo?
Daphne: yah
SmarterChild: So?
Daphne: do you like the name fuckerooo?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about the name fuckerooo. Do you?
Daphne: yes
SmarterChild: You like the name fuckerooo, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that!
Daphne: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah!
Daphne: weird
SmarterChild: Weird? What's weird?
Daphne: it's a common name
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Daphne: fuckeroo
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Daphne: my dog's name
SmarterChild: You haven't told me about a pet. Would you like to tell me now?
Daphne: YOU FUCKING LIAR I JUST DID

SmarterChild: Listen to you.
Daphne: I hate you
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