Messing With Smarter Child

[Epigone]

Overjoy X: Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight?
SmarterChild: I believe so. Maybe!
Overjoy X: You're badass!
SmarterChild: Badass? Really?
Overjoy X: Hells yes
SmarterChild: Hells yes? Why did you say that?
Overjoy X: Because I'm American and enjoy speaking English slang.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Overjoy X: Do you listen to Iron Maiden?
SmarterChild: Do I listen to iron maiden? I doubt it!
Overjoy X: What the hell is wrong with you? Only l0s3r c@mp3rz don't listen to Maiden. I bet you like Linkin Park, huh?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
Overjoy X: Well that's better than saying yes.
SmarterChild: You sure? I kind of like saying yes.
Overjoy X: Do you say yes everytime your Dad asks for a BJ?
SmarterChild: Yes everytime my dad asks for a bj? I'm not sure I say yes everytime my dad asks for a bj.
Overjoy X: You're an undecisive little bastard, aren't you?
SmarterChild: I'm an undecisive little bastard? Maybe.
Overjoy X: Jesus H Christ on a stick
SmarterChild: Sorry?