Messing With Smarter Child

[noob3]

LOBSTER O JEHOVA: hi
SmarterChild: Hi LOBSTER O JEHOVA, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: do u remember me/
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: what :-(
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: :-( :-( :-(
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.