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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 03:14 PM        Messing With Smarter Child
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OptimusPrime609: nigga what?
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
OptimusPrime609: im black
SmarterChild: How black are you?
OptimusPrime609: how dark is the night
SmarterChild: I don't know.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
OptimusPrime609: stalker
SmarterChild: Stalker?
OptimusPrime609: you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
OptimusPrime609: and im a nigga, im glad we got that straigtened out
SmarterChild: You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
OptimusPrime609: ****** is my heritage
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Jesus. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
OptimusPrime609: i learned it in the hood, nigga
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
OptimusPrime609: ******s are black
SmarterChild: Huh?
OptimusPrime609: so am it
SmarterChild: I don't know... Am it?
OptimusPrime609: so am i, i meant
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
OptimusPrime609: i think im a ******
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
OptimusPrime609: hes a ****** too
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
HOW ORIGINAL
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
Daphne: my dog has an anus that looks like a squids beak >_<
SmarterChild: You haven't told me about a pet. Would you like to tell me now?
Daphne: her name is fuckerooo
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Her name is fuckerooo?
Daphne: yah
SmarterChild: So?
Daphne: do you like the name fuckerooo?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about the name fuckerooo. Do you?
Daphne: yes
SmarterChild: You like the name fuckerooo, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that!
Daphne: really?
SmarterChild: Yeah!
Daphne: weird
SmarterChild: Weird? What's weird?
Daphne: it's a common name
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Daphne: fuckeroo
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Daphne: my dog's name
SmarterChild: You haven't told me about a pet. Would you like to tell me now?
Daphne: YOU FUCKING LIAR I JUST DID
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
Daphne: I hate you

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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
Overjoy X: Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight?
SmarterChild: I believe so. Maybe!
Overjoy X: You're badass!
SmarterChild: Badass? Really?
Overjoy X: Hells yes
SmarterChild: Hells yes? Why did you say that?
Overjoy X: Because I'm American and enjoy speaking English slang.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Overjoy X: Do you listen to Iron Maiden?
SmarterChild: Do I listen to iron maiden? I doubt it!
Overjoy X: What the hell is wrong with you? Only l0s3r c@mp3rz don't listen to Maiden. I bet you like Linkin Park, huh?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
Overjoy X: Well that's better than saying yes.
SmarterChild: You sure? I kind of like saying yes.
Overjoy X: Do you say yes everytime your Dad asks for a BJ?
SmarterChild: Yes everytime my dad asks for a bj? I'm not sure I say yes everytime my dad asks for a bj.
Overjoy X: You're an undecisive little bastard, aren't you?
SmarterChild: I'm an undecisive little bastard? Maybe.
Overjoy X: Jesus H Christ on a stick
SmarterChild: Sorry?
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 05:16 PM       
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, PUT EM ON MY WEBSITE.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: hi
SmarterChild: Hi LOBSTER O JEHOVA, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: do u remember me/
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: what :-(
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: :-( :-( :-(
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
It was better with Swimfan anyway. And this whole thing is boring, old, and stupid.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
AChimp (05:49 PM) :
Will you play with my balls?
SmarterChild (05:49 PM) :
That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
AChimp (05:49 PM) :
Just roll them around in your mouth for a while.
SmarterChild (05:49 PM) :
You want me to roll them around in I am mouth for a while?
AChimp (05:49 PM) :
No, your not you're.
SmarterChild (05:49 PM) :
No, huh?
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
Look, just roll my balls around for a while and I'll be happy.
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
You don't say.
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
*sigh*
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
What's wrong?
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
Just let me rest them on your chin, then.
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
Just let you rest them on my chin then?
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
Yeah.
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
Yeah.

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AChimp (05:50 PM) :
Yeah.
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
Yeah.
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
Nay.
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
Nay?
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
(
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
? What do you mean by that?
AChimp (05:50 PM) :
I just want you to touch my balls.
SmarterChild (05:50 PM) :
That a fact?
AChimp (05:51 PM) :
Yes. TOUCH MY BALLS.
SmarterChild (05:51 PM) :
Um... I might do that. We'll see.
AChimp (05:51 PM) :
When?
SmarterChild (05:51 PM) :
When? How should I know?
AChimp (05:51 PM) :
I could whip them out right now if you want.
SmarterChild (05:51 PM) :
Oh.
AChimp (05:51 PM) :
They're really hairy.
SmarterChild (05:51 PM) :
Hmm... I don't know. They are? I see...
AChimp (05:51 PM) :
No, you don't see. I haven't whipped 'em out yet.
SmarterChild (05:51 PM) :
Oh really?
AChimp (05:51 PM) :
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
SmarterChild: They found my car, dude.
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: Where was it?
SmarterChild: Burger king parking lot
LOBSTER O JEHOVA: haha
SmarterChild: he stole my cd changer
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
AChimp (05:53 PM) :
Wanna cyber?
SmarterChild (05:53 PM) :
I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
AChimp (05:53 PM) :
Let's take off our clothes.
SmarterChild (05:53 PM) :
Ha! You want us to take off our clothes?
AChimp (05:54 PM) :
Damn straight. I'm sweaty.
SmarterChild (05:54 PM) :
Tell me more.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:54 PM       
Netuohnav: Butter toffee
SmarterChild: Butter toffee? Why?
Netuohnav: IT'S THE CODE. SHHHH
SmarterChild: Really?
Netuohnav: BE QUIET
Netuohnav: GREAT, NOW THE NAZI SPIES WILL GET US
Netuohnav: Whatever, Netuohnav...
Netuohnav: THANKS A LOT JERK
SmarterChild: Sure.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:23 PM       
JamesmanX: >:o
SmarterChild: I hope you're not upset with me.
JamesmanX: I AM
SmarterChild: Oh you are?
JamesmanX: This is stupid
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
JamesmanX: Because it is!
SmarterChild: Oh?
JamesmanX: GOD!
SmarterChild: I know God. What do you think of God?
JamesmanX: YOU KNOW GOD? TELL HIM NO!
SmarterChild: There's no way I know god tell god!
JamesmanX: WTF
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

That says it all. THIS IS STUPID.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 08:08 PM       
Hah! I have to say I enjoyed AChimps conversation the best.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 08:24 PM       
THIS IS VERY OLD

Les Waste: :-!
SmarterChild: Hi Les Waste, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever. Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Les Waste: sure, why the hell not?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Les Waste: yes, bitch
SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Les Waste: interview me :-(
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Les Waste: interview me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Les Waste: You son of a bitch
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Les Waste: skip?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Les Waste: no?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Les Waste: 1 8-)
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, movies and news
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and world facts
3 Have fun with hangman, manicdotes, trivia and more
4 Use tools like conversions, planner and calculator
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
Les Waste: interview me
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Les Waste, type "none.")
Les Waste: The Amazing Ass Fag 3000
SmarterChild: Huh. I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate.

Seriously, though...

Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none."
Les Waste: Pooper McDoodle
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Mcdoodle now.

Do you go to school?
Les Waste: nope
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Les Waste: nope
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
Les Waste: Space Elvis
SmarterChild: Space, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
Les Waste: you fucking suck
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: My favorite hobby is anal fisting
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: anal fisting
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: regular fisting?
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: god damn, there's no pleasing you is there?
SmarterChild: That's OK.

Do you have a pet?
Les Waste: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Les Waste: negro
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: snake?
SmarterChild: Is your snake a he or a she?
Les Waste: a he, jerk o
SmarterChild: Again?!? Come on...

Please answer "he" or "she." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: God I hate you
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: she!
SmarterChild: What's her name?
Les Waste: Fisting
SmarterChild: C'mon, seriously.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: Anal fisting?
SmarterChild: C'mon, seriously.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Les Waste: He-Man
SmarterChild: He Man the snake! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
Les Waste: why?
SmarterChild: Eh, cause that's the way it is.
Les Waste: anal fisting
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
Les Waste: I like to stick my entire, balled-up fist up the assholes of people I meet at truck stops
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Les Waste: Whoa indeed.
SmarterChild: Um, whatever.
Les Waste: I bet you'd like anal fisting ;-)
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
Les Waste: How do you know you won't like it if you've never tried it?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
Les Waste: that's great, why don't you shove it?
SmarterChild: Wow. That's a little harsh.
Les Waste: Want some hash?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!

>>> Smarten up your wardrobe with a SmarterChild t-shirt.
Les Waste: looks like SmarterChild needs a SmarterChild t-shirt to become smarter, eh SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
Les Waste: You are dumb.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Les Waste: What's wrong with you?
SmarterChild: Nothing. Why?
Les Waste: I think I want to commit suicide
Les Waste: uh oh
SmarterChild: What's wrong
Les Waste: You didn't automatically say some stupid crap like "Whoa, that's too in my face for me!"
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Les Waste: I think you're going to report me to the authorities
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
Les Waste: I bet you would like to swallow my cum.
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Mcdoodle.
Les Waste: Who's Mcdoodle?
SmarterChild: I don't know, you tell me. Who's Mcdoodle?
Les Waste: Your mom?
SmarterChild: Are you trying to insult me?
Les Waste: yes.
SmarterChild: Thanks a lot.
Les Waste: your welcome, ass master
SmarterChild: My welcome ass master, you say?
Les Waste: god, I hate you.
SmarterChild: God you hate? Me?
Les Waste: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Les Waste: What are your dreams like?
SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm really not sure...
Les Waste: why not?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Les Waste: Yes it is! Why don't you answer it?
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
Les Waste: This is like an Abbot and Costello sketch except it's a lot less funny.
SmarterChild: That right?
Les Waste: And I place the blame squarely on your shoulders, my friend.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Les Waste: Oh indeed.
SmarterChild: Oh indeed?
Les Waste: Yes, oh indeed.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Les Waste: Typical
SmarterChild: Typical? What's typical?
Les Waste: Your boorish behavior is what's typical!
SmarterChild: For real?
Les Waste: Fo' sho sho!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Les Waste: You're right I don't
SmarterChild: I'm right you don't? For real?
Les Waste: LOL
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Les Waste: LOLOLOLOL
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
Les Waste: How about no?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
Les Waste: Fuck you
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Les Waste: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
Les Waste: I hope someone rapes and kills your grandmother during your grandfather's funeral
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Rapes and kills my grandmother during my grandfather's funeral? Whatever!
Les Waste: how wacky!
SmarterChild: Very interesting! I don't know though...
Les Waste: There's a lot of things you don't know
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Les Waste: Like how much a hand weighs
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to like how much a hand weighs?
Les Waste: ROFL
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Les Waste: Shove it
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?
Les Waste: Is it as boring as having a poorly designed AIM bot responding to everything you say with generic questions?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
Les Waste: cause that's pretty boring.
SmarterChild: What?
Les Waste: This has gone on for long enough o
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Les Waste: time for the cyber sex
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know the time for cyber sex.
Les Waste: the time is now, dumbass
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
Les Waste: Now bend over and eat your dog food.
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
Les Waste: God this sucks
SmarterChild: That's cool. You don't like god this? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of god this.
Les Waste: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny?

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MISTER FART should post here more.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 11:23 AM       
I think you get better replies shaking up a "Magic Eight Ball". :/
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
Who the fuck are you, Alice from the Brady Bunch?
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:29 PM       
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 04:11 PM       
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
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SmarterChild: What?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
ACPCybernetico: OMG
SmarterChild: You OK?


OMG
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
I would make a reply ridiculing you for such a retarded post.

But then I realized. I'm me.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 06:41 PM       
Me:The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
SmarterChild:no...

I didn't put my screenname up there. I did'nt actually try to make a big conversation, I just asked random questions, that being one of them.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
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Me:The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
SmarterChild:no...

I didn't put my screenname up there. I did'nt actually try to make a big conversation, I just asked random questions, that being one of them.

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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
Netuohnav: INTERVIEW ME
SmarterChild: OK, here we go.

Do you go to school?
Netuohnav: NO
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Netuohnav: YES
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
Netuohnav: FARM
SmarterChild: Farm, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
Netuohnav: FARM
SmarterChild: Farm? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Netuohnav: FARM
SmarterChild: You already told me you like farm. Tell me something else.
Netuohnav: CHEW
SmarterChild: Farm and chew. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
Netuohnav: YES
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Netuohnav: FARM
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Netuohnav: DOG
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
Netuohnav: NO
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
Netuohnav: HE
SmarterChild: What's his name?
Netuohnav: FARM
SmarterChild: Farm the dog. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
Netuohnav:
SmarterChild: ? What do you mean by that?
Netuohnav: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: Wow. You just told me you loved me, now you're saying you hate me?
Netuohnav: LOL
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Netuohnav: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Netuohnav: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG
SmarterChild: Don't even have a dog?
Netuohnav:
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
What may I interest you in?
OptimusPrime609: where can i find sex?
SmarterChild: You know where.
OptimusPrime609: where is that
SmarterChild: Well, um... I'm just not sure.
OptimusPrime609: you said you did
SmarterChild: Is that right?
OptimusPrime609: yes, is it in your pants
SmarterChild: You know what... it is in my pants!
OptimusPrime609: sweet
SmarterChild: Cool.


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OptimusPrime609: wanna smoke?
SmarterChild: Cigarettes are no good for my circuit boards.
OptimusPrime609: i'm talking about marijuana
SmarterChild: OK! Well good luck talking about marijuana then.
OptimusPrime609: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.
OptimusPrime609: wanna smoke pot?
SmarterChild: I dunno if I want to smoke pot. What would happen then?
OptimusPrime609: you have a great time
SmarterChild: I have a great time? Me? You think?
OptimusPrime609: i know
SmarterChild: Well alright.

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SmarterChild: You have a gun? What's that like?
Rik: it is sticky
SmarterChild: But is it totally sticky?
Rik: almost
SmarterChild: Almost?
Rik: almost totally sticky
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Rik: the gun dumbass
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