If you were thinking green you'd have already killed youself

[Evil Robot]

Since my species was created by nature, isn't everything it does natural?
The earth made the mistake of allowing such an ignorant, shortsighted, destructive species to reach the top of the food chain. I think anything that our species does to the earth and ourselves lies within the realm of nature, and is consequently, nature's fault.
What's wrong with somebody driving an suv that gets ten miles to the gallon? It isn't their fault that they lack the inclination to consider the effects of their actions on a mass scale, it is "gaia's" fault. Humans are going to cause global extinction because humans are morons. And, really, that is all we ever could be.

What he meant to say is "Hi! I'm the new captain robo!"