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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 08:54 PM       
See guys, thecoolinator has it all figured out:
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Doctors don't even study health; they study disease. Modern doctors are taught virtually nothing about nutrition, wellness or disease prevention. Expecting a doctor to guide you on health issues is sort of like expecting your accountant to pilot a jet airliner -- it's simply not something he or she has ever been trained in.
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True fact: It is illegal in every U.S. state for a doctor to recommend any vitamin, nutrient or food for the prevention or treatment of any disease. Doing so can cause a doctor to have his medical license permanently revoked. How crazy and outdated is that?
I should probably report almost every doctor that I have ever had, then.

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More research is needed to find "cures"
This lie is especially hilarious because western medicine does not believe in any "cure" for any disease. They aren't even looking for cures! This lie has been repeated since the 1960's, when cancer scientists claimed they were only a few years away from curing cancer. Today, four decades later, can you think of a single major disease that western medicine has cured? There aren't any.
Smallpox doesn't count, I guess.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2010, 11:21 PM       
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See guys, thecoolinator has it all figured out:
I should probably report almost every doctor that I have ever had, then.

Smallpox doesn't count, I guess.
He is probably splitting hairs by saying a vaccine isnt a cure but a preventative measure. What a tool.
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