Your weirdest dreams?

[Zhukov]

I dreamed that I was part of a team set with the task of building a cupboard with slide out shelves.

[YellowSub287]

I recently dreamt that I was watching Robin Williams do stand up on TV (as in he was standing on top of the TV set doing his routine) He was going on this tirade about aborted fetuses and Jeffery Dahmer, his big punchline was "Ah yes, soylent green eggs and ham!"