Messing With Smarter Child

[The Retro Kat]

What may I interest you in?
OptimusPrime609: where can i find sex?
SmarterChild: You know where.
OptimusPrime609: where is that
SmarterChild: Well, um... I'm just not sure.
OptimusPrime609: you said you did
SmarterChild: Is that right?
OptimusPrime609: yes, is it in your pants
SmarterChild: You know what... it is in my pants!
OptimusPrime609: sweet
SmarterChild: Cool.


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OptimusPrime609: wanna smoke?
SmarterChild: Cigarettes are no good for my circuit boards.
OptimusPrime609: i'm talking about marijuana
SmarterChild: OK! Well good luck talking about marijuana then.
OptimusPrime609: ok
SmarterChild: Yeah.
OptimusPrime609: wanna smoke pot?
SmarterChild: I dunno if I want to smoke pot. What would happen then?
OptimusPrime609: you have a great time
SmarterChild: I have a great time? Me? You think?
OptimusPrime609: i know
SmarterChild: Well alright.

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Rik: i have a gun
SmarterChild: You have a gun? What's that like?
Rik: it is sticky
SmarterChild: But is it totally sticky?
Rik: almost
SmarterChild: Almost?
Rik: almost totally sticky
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Rik: the gun dumbass