CHOSE YEWR OWN AVENCHARS ASSHOALE!!1

[THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR]

well weLL WELL ti seams tihs thread si quite teh talk of teh toawn!! quite teh bee's knees if yuo wiall. get it? bees knees becauyse soon we wiall be stompaing bee hives haHAha shut up

noaw befoare i gets back two narratshuning teh stoarey i hvae somaething too tell all teh peepole who doubt my superioraity adn strikeng highbroaw humoar:

eat rOADKILL

liake helm said i am teh funnyiest persoan in teh woarld let alone tehse boards adn if yuo doant agree tehn obviaousley yuo arent my friends NOR GOOD MARIAGE MATERIAL.

BTW NOOB3: yuoar webcam told me ti wsa sick of lookeng at yuoar unibrow all day whaile yuo recite passages from 'LITTAL WOMEN' HhhHAHhahahahHAHa ROFLOL

BACK TOO TEH STOAREY JACK

haveng noatehng bettar too do othar than stomps a bee hiave, yuo decides too stomps a bee hive. walkeng doawn teh road ti isant loang befoare yuo fiand a fresh bee hiave readey foaur the stompieng. angaray bees swarms in adn out, readey too protect thaier hive and sweet queen at ANY COST.

wiaht a toothey grin, yuo raise yuoar boot ovar teh bee hiave adn brings ti dowan! a FLUAREY of FLURIOUS bees flys froam teh crushed hiave, surrouandeng yuo!

SHIT! WIALL YUO

a) take ouat yuoar sell phoane adn dial 911
b - CLIMB A TREE AND THROW PINECOANES!!!!!!111 (tihs si teh best oen)
c) jump into a birdbath adn flop aruond
4 run intwo teh haunted haouse