Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.
As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.
I think the laws of mathematics dictate that a bigger dong = less time.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible