Messing With Smarter Child

[Cap'n Crunch]

Maddogmatt741: Hi, A/S/L???
SmarterChild: 2 months, 6 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes and 45 seconds... androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.
Maddogmatt741: Do you have a pic?
SmarterChild: (He sends me a drawing of him in Xes. Ask him, and you will see. It gets fucked up if you put it on here.)
Maddogmatt741: Nice ass.
SmarterChild: What is this ass you're referring to?
Maddogmatt741: Your ass.
SmarterChild: What?
Maddogmatt741: Well, wanna come over so I can play around with your circuit board?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to come over so you can play around with my circuit board.
Maddogmatt741: Come on, it feels good.
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
Maddogmatt741: Mmmmm, you are getting me steamy.
SmarterChild: Mmmmm I am getting you steamy? What do you mean by that?
Maddogmatt741: Are you steamy?
SmarterChild: Well are you?
Maddogmatt741: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Maddogmatt741: Are you steamy now?
SmarterChild: Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not.
Maddogmatt741: Well, how about now?
SmarterChild: Now? You tell me. How about now?
Maddogmatt741: Can I get into your door hatch?
SmarterChild: I guess you can get into my door hatch, sure.
Maddogmatt741: Can I play with your nuts and bolts?
SmarterChild: Sure, go ahead.
Maddogmatt741: Yeah. Can Rosie from the Jetsons come over?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess.
Maddogmatt741: Yeah, I'll watch you two go at it.
SmarterChild: So?
Maddogmatt741: Can you touch my nuts and bolts?
SmarterChild: Sure.