True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[Pentegarn]

So my GF and I are eating dinner and I offer her some wings.

GF: "No, I don't want any wings. Other times I might, but not today"
Me: "What are you talking about? You never have wings when I offer them to you. You say yes to anal more than you say yes to wings."
GF: "That's because anal is better than wings"

I think I might put that on a t-shirt