Your weirdest dreams?

[LordSappington]

I don't remember if I posted about this, so I guess I will again.
I stayed up for 40 hours a few weeks ago. I guess it was because I was already exhausted before, and stressed myself the next day, but in just about 26 hours, I was tripping balls.
The first thing that happened was when I went with my girlfriend to get cereal in the kitchen. Out of nowhere, I started laughing, harder than I ever have in my life. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
Maybe ten minutes later, I had some sort of conscious REM stage, where I hallucinated about some kind of aluminum crystals. I have no idea what was up with that, but I was okay with it at the time.
At around 30 hours, i looked at my girlfriend, and our faces were close to each other, but my eyes perceived that her head was HUGE; like a small house big.
Then her torso turned into another dimension, with checkerboard pattern. Just her torso.
The last part before I decided 'Fuck sleep patterns; I'm sleeping now' was when I hallucinated some kind of bear avalanche. So, you know how snow, a solid, looks almost like a liquid in an avalanche, but you can still tell it's solid? It was like that. With bears.
This has also killed my curiosity to try salvia.