My cat died.

[carey]

I know how hard it was for me to lose a cat, so I will tell some jokes, modified to make them appropriate.


how do you unload a hundred kittens from a pickup truck?
with a pitchfork.



why don't they make bunkers out of kittens?
cause when you stuff a kitten in a sandbag, it won't shut up!


how do you get a kitten out from under your car?
blow it in place


what do you call a cat that is on fire?
lunch


what's better than sex with a 9 lb cat?
sex with her kittens

what's better than that?
post-microwave-kitten sex


hey, what's that smell?
you know.