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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 09:35 AM       
I'd forgotten about this one.

My second year of grad school I found myself at a July 4th fireworks event with some friends, a bottle of Vodka and lemonade. (In the days before Mike's) When I finally arrived back at my apartment, I thought it would be a good idea (in my drunken semiconscous state) to do some hamstring stretches. Two things - it's a bad idea to stretch out when drunk, and your sensation to pain diminishes significantly above a BA content of 0.15.

I had a bruise on the back of my leg from my ass down to my knee for about a month.

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burned myself using chilled bottled water
I need more on this, as it seems to defy the laws of physics.
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