hitting women

[Zomboid]

It's been a long time since a thread on here has made me laugh, but some of the comments here were gold.

But, yeah, I've always been really annoyed with women being able to get away with hitting and antagonizing men, knowing that they won't get hit back. I don't know that there are many situations which could result in me cranking a woman in the face, but they do exist.

For example: when she goes out with her friends and doesn't call me every half hour to let me know where she is, what she's doing, and who she's with. That there is grounds for a closed-fist shot to the eye.