If you were thinking green you'd have already killed youself

[Yep.]

I like potato chips, and if you disagree with me, you obviously don't understand what i'm saying. My argument is flawless, like Bruce Willis in "Moonlighting", or Van Damme in "Lionheart". How's that for a rational argument?
In any case, calling me dumb is just stupid if you can't offer anything more compelling. If i'm so dumb, tell me why, help me learn to be more like you, so i can be undumb. HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!