I can't make friends.

[Ooner]

Trying to have friends is stupid. Just do what you want and hang out with people you like (whether that be 1 or 5 or 100 or nobody) and be happy with that.

The pressure society puts on us to be super-social is kind of nuts. If you really want to hang out with people, just drop your standards for how enjoyable they have to be. Next time you talk to someone who doesn't seem to have a million friends, say "we should hang out sometime" and give them a call a couple days later. Tada, you have a new boring friend.

Ugh, I can't believe what I'm saying. Like 2 years ago I would think this was all just bullshit, but it actually is just a confidence thing. Crazy.