I wanna cut off my balls.

[Dimnos]

And medical expenses. Dont forget medical expenses.

[King Hadas]

If you're serious about cutting off your own balls I've heard of a certain technique used to neuter cats that might be of use. Take a rubber band and tie it tight around your scrotum and leave it like so. Eventually your balls will blacken and then, like magic, fall right off! And it's extremely humane I've been told.