Mid life crisis

[Colonel Flagg]

Echoing what others have said before, go back to school, learn what you want to learn and get your degree. There are many disciplines of physics, chemistry and biology to choose from.

26 is half my age, for pities sake. And you call this a mid-life crisis? I guess I'm dead then.

[King Hadas]

Flagg is right, 26 ain't shit. This is more like a quarter of the way crisis.

You should go with the science route since in the end you'll have more self-respect. On the other hand if you don't become an electrician you'll never get the chance to meet lonely women going through their own mid-life crises like in the movies.