I can't make friends.

[noob3]

James, what the fuck do you expect? A pallet of super models, with super personalities to choose from? No, man. Friends are boreing. And they're going to think you're just as boreing. But that's what friends are, man. To be boreing together. And do boring things, that will seem less boreing when you have a boreing friend to do said boreing thing with.

Finding friends? Get a job, go to school. Your new friend will be your boreing co-worker who talks too much, or a guy who you go to school with who is way into gay anime porn.