Your weirdest dreams?

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I have been having some vivid dreams this week. Here are two:

1#
I had a dream last night that I was some non-descript Indie bookstore reading books in Japanese while sitting on the floor. Then out of nowhere a ninja invades my space and tries to assassinate me his sword. I used a book to deflect the blow and rolled into a hidden space underneath a bookcase. I barricaded the hole wi...th Harry Potter books. Hm... what does it all mean? lol!

2#
The night before that I dreamed that I was being stalked by Ronald Skeffington the zombie from Ugly Americans and then I was in the Star Wars Universe. I was Darth Vader. I remember sitting a chair and a cardboard Ty Fighter was put over me. There was a video screen and a broadcast from Kevin McCarthy in a red sweater came on that was promptly interrupted by Leonard Nimoy as Spock. Next thing I know I hear the voice of John Goodman say the Dude Must Abide.