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[AChimp]

OK, I can say I'm sorry about that. You see, sometimes when you go to post a message, someone else is on there posting one too, and he posts his before you post yours.

I forgive you.

There's really no reason to call me Corky, but to just be plain childish.

You seem like a Corky to me, though. Ah well, if it truly bothers you, I will refrain from calling you Corky, Bert.

You have to admit, though, Corky is a fun name to say. Corky Corky Corky!