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Old Dec 22nd, 2010, 04:55 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2010, 02:00 PM       
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Yeah, we wanted to get her that, but it's a little pricey, from what we've heard. Don't they run around $500?
As for the candiru, I suppose the blinding pain whenever I got it up would be an effective form of birth control...
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Not to mention it lasts like 5 years.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:04 PM       
Planned parenthood helps lots of people with no money. I got my vasectomy for 10 dollars. I was gonna pay the full amount, but lost my job. So when I went in to cancel the appointment they said QUICK GIVE IT TO HIM FOR CHEAP OR HE MIGHT BREED.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2010, 04:36 AM       
I love that planned parenthood was started by that Eugenics lady
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Old Dec 28th, 2010, 11:57 AM       
$10 vasectomy? How did that go? I needs me a vasectomy.
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Old Dec 28th, 2010, 12:46 PM       
Easy as pie. No pain and no pain in the asses.
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Old Dec 28th, 2010, 02:23 PM       
Idk. It just seams like I should pay more to have someone cut on my dick.
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Old Dec 28th, 2010, 02:26 PM       
Well, it does cost more if you have a job. Plus now with inflation and what not.
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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 11:23 PM       
It takes a lot of work to be a blight on society.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 07:43 PM       
What a lot of degenerates.

This is why I don't do shots of Vodka first thing in the morning anymore.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 08:05 PM       
Srsly I think I'm going to vomit on my keyboard
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 08:14 PM       
Pft. This makes you want to vomit? Welcome to the internet, son. You've got a long way to go.
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Old Jan 11th, 2011, 08:44 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2011, 04:03 PM       
how long until you go away again
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Old Jan 12th, 2011, 05:33 PM       
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just think about baseball.
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Old Jan 12th, 2011, 07:23 PM       
lolll
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Old Jan 13th, 2011, 06:50 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2011, 06:58 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 12:00 AM       
Why is it that posters who use the site issued Cobra Commander avatar have it always break bad for them due to poor posting decisions?

Remember the ghostbuster boards guy? He rocked the Cobra Commander avatar too. Must be a douche bag magnet
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 09:08 AM       
Write a thesis on it.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 03:12 PM       
maybe its cause they think if they used a real avatar somebody would figure out who's character they are
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Old Jan 16th, 2011, 10:33 AM       
Ever since I became a mod, I've been checking people's IPs constantly if I even have an inkling that they're a character.
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Old Jan 17th, 2011, 03:31 AM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 03:47 PM       
damn jap hax squads.
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 01:19 AM       
DAMN JAP HAX

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