Your weirdest dreams?

[LordSappington]

Last night, I had a dream where I was hanging out at this ditch near my house with my girlfriend and my ex. We were rolling and flopping from place to place like Baman (from Baman Piderman, if you know what that is), trying to decide what kind of dessert we wanted to make. Then two girls came out of nowhere, and were trying to throw water on me, so I started running into the woods. I ran into where they were making these water pipes of sorts, but really big, and they were covered with some papery stuff, so I was stuck on top, afraid it would break and i would drown.
Eventually I made it off, and we made cookies and cream pudding, which sounds really good.