Your weirdest dreams?

[executioneer]

i started out dreaming i was stealing trucks (using test-driving them as a pretext to get the keys). after four or five successful thefts I decided to go out and try to steal one last truck (it was getting dark). when i get to the house it is on fire, and i hear someone crying inside. I run into the living room, and on the walls the words "OH GOD PLEASE NO" is painted in what looks disturbingly like blood. I head towards the source of the crying and see a lady curled up on a bed. I yell at her "come on we gotta get out of here", then I notice she's tightly clutching the weeks-dead corpse of a child. giving up on her, i run into another bedroom and there's another child corpse in another bed. i woke up as i was running for the exit