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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:35 PM       
I've been reading through Loveline and it seems to be the best of the threads so far.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 12:24 AM       
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To be fair Loveline in general gets as much action as a member of Brawl Hall.

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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 07:03 PM        ignore her
i myself got dumped by my gf after 3yrs or so. actually she just dumped me today for the 20 th time in 2 or 3 months. i told her im fine with it and now she wants me back. forget that! im done with that childish crap. just ignore her she will come back to u. dont contact her in anyways just ignore her for awhile and she will come back. mine always did!
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 07:05 PM       
who are you talking to?
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Old Oct 21st, 2009, 10:56 AM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 04:27 PM       
Didn't the OP come back recently? I DEMAND HE FINISH HIS STORY!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 07:33 PM       
the first 5 or 6 posts in this thread are extremely heart warming
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 08:21 PM       
the end of the story is that he stole wreck's ex girlfriend and married her!

at least i think it was this dude :O
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 09:36 PM       
no, that was rev danno
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 04:19 AM       
Hey guys. Just wanted to come back and say hell no I didn't kill myself. I was really devistated though.
I actually was extremely embarrassed I even posted this and never read it again, assuming everyone just went off on a tangent about how I was fat and gay looking.
As for what happened, she eventually called me one time begging me to come back and I totally shot her down. I stayed single for a while, just getting to know myself. I eventually accidently met a girl through church in Oct of 2009. May 8th will be our 1 year wedding anniversary. Thanks for the support everyone. I never realized I had it.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 07:07 AM       
Holy shit. Happy endeengs
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 10:37 AM       
Not with the church involved it's not.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 10:51 AM       
Can fat gay guys marry each other where you live?
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 02:04 PM       
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In california, yes. Better get out here before they take it away again.
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Old Jan 28th, 2011, 09:12 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2011, 12:41 AM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2011, 12:56 AM       
That's hawt.
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Old Jan 29th, 2011, 03:37 PM       
Also, I'd like to add that several weeks later she sent me an email that she had cheated on me with eight seperate men, multitudes of times. One was married. In my defense this was a long distance relationship and I didn't see her but every few weeks.

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Old Jan 30th, 2011, 03:25 PM       
As I look back I wonder why I didn't break it off sooner. I could have had a much better 2 1/2 years.
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Old Mar 10th, 2011, 11:37 AM       
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!
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