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Old Mar 15th, 2011, 01:13 PM        Haiku 1
I hate mayonnaise
It looks like elephant jizz
But it's made with eggs
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Old Apr 7th, 2011, 07:56 PM       
The Stern Utterances of Brave Father Frown

A man's penis belongs in stout corduroys
Not inside of young boys, even if they be named Roy!

And a lady's breasts belong in her blouse
Not within the grasps of some female louse

Dick in ass? Nearly always wrong
Exception? Cannibalized dong

Lesbian lovers with whip cream on their bodies.
Celestial census says? "This be very naughty"

Erogenous nipples, with women they should stay
A man should be stoic, absolutely no assplay!

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