oh dear
edit: i got 9/12 so far, i think i got points for
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talking to betty after i told her the joke
 doing presentation after touching gilda
 touching bob (kills you)
 trying to give big frank baby ruth before your lunch break
 going to the warp zone more than once
 stealing carpet after killing boss
 taking triforce after killing boss (ends game)
 touching bob AFTER killing boss (kills you)
 
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can't remember what i got that other point from :/