FUCK I SHOULD"VE THOUGHT OF SOME GENIUS SHIT LIKE THEY DID THAT FAKE FAPTURE IN THE 1800S
SELL SPECIAL RAINBOW FAPTURE SHIRTS FOR A HUGE PRICE
OFFER PEOPLE SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR THEIR HOUSE SO TH EY CAN GO ON A FINAL VACATION
FORGIVE PEOPLE OF THEIR SINS FOR A SMALL/LARGE FEE