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Protoclown · #26

Why would I hate you? I don't even know you.

mburbank · #27

Oh but you do know him proto. He's a mysterious mocker who's been here before and is now using a new name. It's so exciting. I'm sure it's going to make us treat him more seriously than we did the last time he was here becuase I'm guessing he was a useless fuck then, but now he's mysterious useless fuck. Wow. Thank god this guy came along to breathe a little life into this board with his mysteriously useless fuckishness.

BombsBurstingInAir · #28

LOL. Max.

mburbank · #29

see. see the mysteriousness. Aren't you intrigued. It's intruiging that's for sure. it totally mitigtes the fact that he's a sack of crap. no getting round it. intriguiness is sure cure for being a dope.

KevinTheOmnivore · #30

Ok, maybe some others can bring me up to speed here, but as far as I can tell what we have here is:

A. a "link" between Iraq and Al Qaeida which is really a guy who works for an organization which is financed from our ally, Qatar. This organization, what is it, Al-Islam(?), is based out of Northern Iraq, which might as well be called Kurdistan, yet this guy is "clearly" linked to Saddam.

B. We have a dossier cited by Powell that supposedly explains "current" intelligence information, but was really just plagarized by the British from some scholarly publication.

C. We have satellite pictures of...?....something??

Help me out here. :/

sadie · #31

ooh. does the covert one like to eat mustard on his biscuits??

KevinTheOmnivore · #32

sadie · #33

sorry, kevin. i was engrossed in the mystery. :P

apparently, we have satellite pictures of chemical and biological facilities in iraq. oh, and there are the intercepts of conversations in arabic containing things like nerve agents.

FS · #34

[original conversation]

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy#2: Wazzzaaaap.

Guy #1: Ha ha ha.

Guy #2: I know.

Guy #1: These fucking goddamn weapon inspectors. They're giving me a headache.

Guy #2: Really? I've got some aspirine here if you'd like.

Guy #1: Great! I bet that would calm my nerves. I'm coming over.

Guy #2: Catch you on the flip syeeeeed.

[Translated conversation]

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Hello.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Hello.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Who is this?

Guy #1: Hello? This is me.

Guy #2: OK.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: What do you want?

Guy #1: The weapon inspectors are here, but I hid the anthrax tank under my desk.

Guy #2: Yes.

Guy #1: Hello?

Guy #2: Did you get rid of the nerve agents?

Guy #1: Yes, they are also hidden under my desk.

Guy #2: Excellent.

Guy #1: Hello?

sadie · #35

i thought one of them was gonna say "orange you glad i didn't say banana." it's renee's fault. :P

BombsBurstingInAir · #36

If you are open to the idea of war, the Sec's comments will push you closer to agreeing with war.

If you are opposed to it, his comments will only cause you to question the validity of the evidence.

Nothing more.