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Old Jun 2nd, 2011, 02:33 PM       
This morning my mother was out mowing the grass, and a skeevy-looking man approached her. He handed her a business card (she didn't look at it) and offered to paint her house number on the curb for $12. He said, "All proceeds will benefit firefighters."

She looked at him and said, "No."

He was like, "Vietnam vets?"

She laughed at him and turned back to mow the yard. He chased her down and said "GIMME BACK MY BUSINESS CARD."

She gave it to him, but I'd have kept it and said I needed to make a call first.
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