ITT: Things That Must Be Destroyed

[ThrashO]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I've got a pretty open mind when it comes to destroying things, but fuck you for suggesting that this isn't a classic song that children nowadays would do well to stay inside memorising the lyrics to.

And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

My favorite is guys who shake your hand and say "damn boy yous da best waiter I ever did have, imma tell all my friends aboutchou!" and I usually say "Please don't sir and go back to school" then they leave nothing after i gave them great advice. I APPRECIATE IT AND I TRIED BY TMOBILE DOESNT TAKE HANDSHAKES.

At least thats how it is here all over the east coast. When I was serving in seattle I made $9 hourly plus all my tips from nice customers. It was pretty ballin' working full time along with school.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.

[elx]

Originally Posted by ThrashO

And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.

Europeans are the absolute worst, man. We're located in a private urban complex that has 1.3-2.5 million dollar high-rise condos, and all we get is business men and investors like every single night. They sit at our bar for hours, always spend like $2k on imported beers/white wine and NEVER tip our bar attendant. but they know damn well better than that. Scandinavians/Germans are the worst drunk people.

.5 G2s have been my favorite for years, but I love the colors that the .7 gel ones come in too so I hate buying them and would never steal ANYWAY - you're my problem dude. My servers steal pens from me more than customers ever do. I refill the station jars, and they disappear within like an hour and then they come over and start jacking mine when i'm below deck. I don't know how you knew that I worked in the restaurant biz, but yeah. PEN STEALERS. BURN.

[ThrashO]

Not steal from servers! Steal from the store! I dont have time to wait in lines, I grab a handful of shit then stuff it in my pocket and get the hell out.

Yes, One time I had these 2 smoking euro skanks, their bill was like $250, without the tip, and all they did was leave $200 total. My manager told me I had to pay for it but I told him to go fuck himself. Also, I double drop alot of checks by movings bevs, soups, salads and chips around along with other things that don't come from the kitchen. It sure is effective and you don't feel like you lost that much if you have to cover a fuck-up with your own money

Also I got fired from there forever ago. Still dunno why.