This is Van Canto, and yes, this shit is for real. WIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY.
They're a band that does all of their instruments, besides the drums, with vocals. It's gotta be the stupidest shit I've ever seen. In the early 90's, the first metal song I had ever heard was Metallica's Battery. Here is them smearing shit onto it:
/\ IF YOU WANT TO BE REALLY PISSED OFF, SKIP TO 3:20 FOR THE "GUITAR SOLO"!/\