Impress me with your injuries.

[Dimnos]

Back when I was in high school, I had a job at a bronze foundry. One day when using the table sander to smooth out the bottom of a piece, my fingers got a little to close and I had two fingernails ripped completely off.

Another time, back in high school, I showed up at a friends house and his little brother was trying to build a tree house out back. He was having trouble nailing in a floor support so I thought I would help him out. After getting it nailed in, I jumped out of the tree and landed right on top of a board with a nail sticking straight up. It pierced my shoe, entered my foot, and came out the top of both. After hopping around to the front porch with a 2x4 nailed to my foot, I attempted to pull it out myself, yeah probably not the best idea. Failing that I had to have my friends brother grab the board and yank the nail out that way, only slightly better idea than my first. once it was out, i removed my shoe to find it filled with blood and it just leaking out.