Impress me with your injuries.

[Pram Maven]

When I was 5 I fell out of a top bunk and landed on my head.

When I was 6 I jumped off a rocking chair and hit my chin and upper lip on the hearth. I don't remember anything directly after that except watching "Puff The Magic Dragon" and "It's Magic Charlie Brown", but the lip scar suggests that it was torn in half vertically. I definitely had to get stitches. No hair will grow where my chin was cut...So beards look pretty stupid on me.

Three circular scars on back of head from chemical burns resulting from trying to bleach and dye hair the same day.

One scar on right wrist from being knocked out of a window by a big rubber ball while my hand was stuck in the cord to the blinds. I had it looped around and was holding onto it for balance. Although my feet were touching the ground once I was out of the window, I was still hanging from the wrist by that cord.

Scar on right hand from a fireworks "punk" lighter when I was 9.

Scar on right shin from gouging it with an ankle-level pole stuck in the ground near a PGE vault.

Amazing how fragile we are, with entire shows being made about stupid ways people have died- and yet this is all that most of us ever do to themselves.